Saturday, June 2, 2012

Bonnie and Clyde Rumors-- Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex. Did I Mention Sex??

The news clipping above could well be real, as when those interested in Bonnie & Clyde surf the Net-- they're often armed with a variety of questions concerning America's most iconic outlaws.  And when visiting sites such as this-- sometimes those queries can be elevated to "burning questions" status.  It's usually apparent from keywords or phrases entered, which path of interest people wish to explore. Sometimes these keyword entries are poignant, sometimes insightful-- and sometimes seem laced with humor, whether intended or not by those who write them.

Bonnie & Clyde sexual rumors have captured the imagination of many over the years, who feel there may be something to them (or wish there was)-- even though seemingly no true evidence exists, to support lurid Bonnie & Clyde promiscuity in one form or another. As I respect fairness-- I surely won't pale from this issue or dismiss it, as some needless exercise which lives only within the minds of some.  But at the same time, I feel it important to stay focused in promoting factual Bonnie & Clyde history-- especially in dealing with unfounded rumors, which include Bonnie & Clyde sexuality.  

With that in mind-- every so often I'll poke some good natured fun at memorable keyword entries, to highlight unusual questions and comments made-- by those hoping to turn water into wine within their searches for Bonnie & Clyde sexcapades.  When true historical questions are asked-- I'll usually smile, and think "bless you".  However, you've gotta hand it to those "hellbent" on exploring Bonnie and Clyde sexual issues-- until by God, they learn the "sordid truth"-- and for the creative ways they phrase things.  

For research into this subject, more likely to "be" true-- please view the August 8th, 2009 post "Sordid Rumors and Innuendos Exposed" (link in Popular Posts << blog left, now re-edited.  I plan a follow up to this oft-read piece at some point, with newly researched info which could shed additional light on the source(s) of Bonnie & Clyde sexual rumors.  Some sources may surprise you-- and some may not.  But for now, please enjoy some Bonnie & Clyde keyword slings and arrows (aimed every which way)-- within a seemingly "insatiable" quest for Bonnie & Clyde sexual insights.  

Bonnie & Clyde couldn't perform sex    
"Finally" someone who knows for sure.

Was Bonnie a homosexual?  
So if Bonnie & Clyde were both gay??--  
"hell"-- it's B&C rumors overload!! 

Bonnie and Clyde no sex
"Nope, that's it"-- "No sex for you".

The Bonnie & Clyde effect.                       
Not a sexual comment-- but I like it.

Clyde Barrow impotent or gay?   
"Checkmate"!!

Blanche Barrow's dog Snowball
Blanche & Snowball would thank you.

Bonnie & Clyde movie gay                 
But some people liked it.

Bonnie and Clyde have sex
"That's better"-- more encouragement please.

Bonnie & Clyde bi-sexual
Someone knows their Statistics--
the most subsets.

What was wrong with Clyde Barrow sexually?     
I don't know-- but I'll leave it to you to ask him.

Bonnie Parker and Frank Hamer photo               
Don't believe everything you see in movies.       

Tijuana Bible-- Passionate Mother
I'm.. "not" goin' there.

Bonnie Parker was stripped nude.
Something we can all count on, when we pass.

Luckiest cop alive patrolman Polk Ivy 1934         
I want this person to title a book for me.  

Did Clyde Parker have sexual problems?               
"My new favorite"!! 

Buddy and Clyde
Eh-- ah-- "Oh".

Clyde Barrow sex preferences truth
Seems a "key" question in all the world 
for some.

Jeff Guinn Bonnie and Clyde movie
"No, no-- a thousand times no!!" 

Bonnie and Clyde du sexe                                    
Looks so much cooler in French. 

Bonnie Parker Moon's drive in 
Not sure what this means-- 
but didn't know that. 

Bonnie & Clyde sex movie                                    
"OMG"-- You Tube's gonna crash.

Bonny and Clide sex
Too many double entendres.

Bonnie Parker W.D. affair 
Most of these come from California,
but this one came from Texas.

Why couldn't Bonnie have sex with Clyde?
Why couldn't Clyde have sex with Bonnie?
Posted 10 minutes apart and from 
2 different places-- it's true!!

So there you have it.  Proof positive, the fascination with Bonnie & Clyde sexual rumors is alive & well. My challenge of many years-- remains as vital now as ever concerning this topic.  I've challenged anyone, to please produce real evidence (not innuendo or supposition)-- to support any Bonnie & Clyde sexual rumor.  You'd think after so long-- someone somewhere, would've been able to back these rumors if true.  The more time that passes, with accounts of those closest to Bonnie & Clyde still standing as testimony to these rumors being false-- the less likely it seems, scurrilous Bonnie & Clyde banter may ever be supported.  

I and others familiar with this history could be wrong-- but I still say "show me some evidence"-- or likely consider these rumors just that.  Keep those questions and keyword phrases coming in-- and seek "truth" in Bonnie & Clyde History.
   

2 comments:

Sunny Flowers said...

Wouldn't it seem logical that the persons who traveled & lived with them would know and be able to stop all the queries? Esp. Blanche, did she have anything to say on the subject? Or did all this questioning just come from the Warren Beatty movie and no one questioned it back in the days? Blanche spoke with Beatty, didn't she question how he chose to portray Clyde?

A. Winston Woodward said...

"Hi Sunny Flowers"-- It seems those who made the iconic 1967 B&C movie, relied on a variety of existing books, rumor and innuendo in forming their script. There was a meeting apparently scheduled, for Beatty to sit down with some who could've provided some manner of enhanced truth for the movie. As I understand it, the point of the meeting was to ensure historical accuracy for the film-- or perhaps more to the point, a bit more historical accuracy. However, as it turned out Mr. Beatty didn't attend. Well, he almost did. I keep mentioning a funny story shared with me concerning that meeting, I've been asked not to share with others until a later date-- I assume because Warren is still with us. So is the person who tells this humorous tale. One of these days, I'll tell what I know. Would make a great scene in a movie.

And please know, the movie's portrayal of a number of real B&C characters spurred lawsuits or threatened lawsuits-- including by the Hamer family, for the scene which depicts him being captured by The Barrow Gang. Of course that never happened-- but hey, "it's the movies". Many of Bonnie & Clyde's true life companions had plenty to say and filed suit. For the movie makers, the lawsuits must've seemed a small price to pay in the scheme of things.